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You know... Just casually mentioning to @lisavanderpump what great marriage material I am for @giggythepomeranian ... When I'm in LA next month I'll go in for the hard sell! πŸ’ŽπŸ’πŸ’

Dec 9, 2016
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From that perma-grin on his face, I'd say we showed Carl a Saturday night he won't soon forget, eh Muppet? πŸ‘―πŸ»πŸ‘―

Dec 4, 2016

I go from babe to bunny in .2 seconds πŸ‘―

Dec 9, 2016
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It's #worldaidsday and #throwbackthursday and I'm showing you when I walked AIDS Walk NY with my human last year. She's walked it most years since 1995! We are really excited to tell you about how we are doing even more to fight AIDS this year - stay tuned in the next few days for an announcement!

Dec 1, 2016

Being full of holiday spirit can be really exhausting! VOLUME WAY UP! πŸŽ„πŸŽ

Dec 9, 2016
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(Psssst! Insider secret! I've just posted new art to my Etsy shop - me as Blanche from the Golden Girls! πŸ’„πŸ‘“πŸŒ΄)

Nov 28, 2016
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When you pre-party so hard Friday night you wake up Saturday morning and realize you never made it out... #whyimsingle 🍺🍻🍸🍹🍷

Dec 3, 2016
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Robe βœ” Netflix βœ” Me time βœ”

Nov 27, 2016
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It's time for the big game! We're dressed and ready to root our Buckeyes on to victory! O-H! πŸˆπŸ† . . . Follow stories and snaps! πŸ‘» chloekardoggian

Nov 26, 2016

Lumpday or #mannequinchallenge ? Discuss!

Nov 30, 2016
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I finally have a house guest who is as boy crazy as me! @muppetsrevenge is staying for the weekend and we are already plotting our gameplan πŸ‘―πŸ’ƒπŸ’ .. .. Follow our fun on #stories and #snapchat πŸ‘» chloekardoggian

Dec 2, 2016

Being famous can save lives. Proud to star in this video for @RED ’s #SHOPATHON to fight AIDS. SHOP @RED SAVE LIVES:Β red.org

Dec 6, 2016
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Don't forget there are lots of new items on my @etsy shop! Like this beautiful print of me as my spirit animal - Blanche from the Golden Girls! Link in bio 😘

Dec 4, 2016
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🚨SEXY SINGLE SENIOR ALERT!!🚨Everyone meet Cookie Monster! This SMOKING HOT senior (let's just call him the male @marniethedog ) is looking for a home and yours could be the lucky one!! Cookie is about 8 years old, in great health, loves to play with toys and cuddling humans. His only flaw is he can't see how devastatingly handsome he is because he's blind, but let me tell ya... That doesn't make him miss a beat! His foster mom @mlayla says "I've fostered tons of dogs. Cookie is my first blind one and it has literally been no different." If you're interested in Cookie Monster, reach out to @lookingglassanimalrescue and fill out their adoption form at http://www.lgarinc.org. Let's get Cookie #homefortheholidays πŸŽ„πŸŽπŸ’“ ps check out stories for more pix of Cookie!!

Dec 7, 2016
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Like looking in a beautiful mirror... Only a few calendars left so get yours before they're gone. On sale for $15 plus right now orders over $30 get a free gift from me!! Link in bio. 😘

Dec 8, 2016
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Cyber Monday madness! Use code MONDAY20 forΒ 20% off orders over $4.50! Link in bio! (more products being added all the time!)

Nov 28, 2016
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Happy Black Friday! Enjoy this special treat from me to you. Still a few calendars left! Link in bio.

Nov 25, 2016
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Get one step closer, Monday. I dare you... 😑

Dec 5, 2016
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Just a little further and I could catch the raindrops falling outside my window! πŸ˜‹β˜” #tongueouttuesday

Nov 29, 2016
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Santa, I've been VERY naughty this year... I might need a spanking 😘

Nov 29, 2016